animalstalkinginallcaps:

STAY BACK, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.

IT’S A HOT DOG BUN.

YOU NEVER KNOW. COULD BE BOOBYTRAPPED.

… ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET ME TO TOUCH YOUR PENIS?

I’M OFFENDED YOU WOULD EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING, BUT YES.

YOU’RE INCORRIGIBLE.

masterarrowhead:

technoskittles:

paperseverywhere:

I’m not even sorry.

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES

WHAT AM I EVEN LOOKING AT??

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prismahays:

Romantic as fuck

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gamers-kitchen:

and i will fart on your beautiful hand

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